A few days ago my kids got a hairless rat as a pet, and it was quickly dubbed "Sweetheart." Sure, it's not a horrible name, but it is terribly boring, especially in our family, with former pets being named things like "Green Bean" and "Heart Attack" and "Shovel." Today I decided to put my suggestion out to the kids for a new name...
Me: Sweetheart looks like a prune, why don't we call her Prunehilda?
11 yr old: YOU are starting to look like a prune. Why don't we rename YOU Prunehilda?
