Daddy's talking to you...

I had turned on a chat program, then left the room to do dishes, while my 5 yr old played a computer game. A few minutes later, he called to me...

"Mommy, Daddy's talking to you! He says something that starts with an s... um... S...A...L...Q... um... I think that's an S... then some other letters. What does that spell?"

Shopping

I might never take my 5 yr old shopping with me again. As we walked past the "intimates" section at Target, he ran over to a bunch of bras, started caressing one, and said "boobies" quietly to himself. This was shortly after he begged to buy a dress for himself.