Zedisms #1 & #2

My 6 yr old, we'll call him Zed, has always said weird things that make sense to only him. I've forgotten way more than I remember, so, starting today, I'll be adding to this blog as he says them.

#1: A few weeks ago, while complaining about an unexpected heat wave, "Whew! I'm sweatier than a cow in a bathtub!"

#2: After being asked if he wanted to choose a TV program to watch, "YES! More than a cantaloupe that's died, YES!

Tic-Tac-Toe

My 6 yr old son, waiting at the bus stop, on our way home from school:

"Hobos should learn how to play tic-tac-toe alone."