My eight year old decided to start planning her birthday party, even though there are three other family members with birthdays before hers, and it's many months away. After listing off which of her classmates she wants to invite, she started telling me what the invitations will look like...8 yr old: I want to have pictures of fluffy kittens with blue eyes on the front!
me: Okay, I'm sure we can do that.
8 yr old: I like fluffy kittens!
me: I know you do.
8 yr old: I like them the most when they have the big fluffy hair around their heads that makes them look like Albert Einstein, only not dirty.
me: What?
8 yr old: Yeah, I've seen pictures of Albert Einstein, and he was dirty. Did he grow up to become a hobo?
