Calm down!

Yesterday was a bit too warm outside. Not super hot, but we were still all uncomfortable, I was watching 4 extra kids (our regular neighbor kid, and my friend's other three). Our house doesn't have air conditioning, so the kids were alternately playing outside and sitting in front of one of the fans in the living room, when it happened. V decided her nose itched, and she had to scratch it.

To say this was a small nosebleed would be calling the Pacific Ocean a mere puddle, as blood pooled in her hand while she made a mad dash for the, thankfully unoccupied, bathroom. Everytime the bleeding would slow, V would look at the bright red blob of tissue in her hand and start crying, which set off another flood, and only made her more scared.

After at least 20 minutes of this, her best friend and I finally got her calmed down enough to get her to stop sobbing, and the blood flow almost completely stopped. I handed her a clean tissue, and as V moved the used one away from her face she saw it...

V: Oh my GOD!
*tears well up in her already bloodshot eyes*

me: What's wrong?

V starts BAWLING - she's obviously extremely freaked out, but I can't figure out why. Finally, almost incomprehensibly, while sobbing, she tells me...

V: There is a piece of BRAIN in my Kleenex!

me: Oh, sweetie, that's a blood clot

V: NO! It's BRAIN! LOOK!!!

After another 10 minutes, I finally convinced her that it wasn't brain on her tissue, and that blood clots were normal, so she calmed down, and an hour or so later she was in a good enough mood for us to joke about it.

I will be using this story to embarrass her when she's a teenager.

I never did that!

This afternoon I'm watching my friend's kids, the youngest of which is about 15 months old. She is doing the normal baby thing - stumbling like a drunk, playing with toys, squatting, grunting, releasing her bowels into her diaper...
All of which led to a conversation with my naive youngest child, who has apparently never paid much attention to diaper changes.

Z: Mommy, what are you DOING?

me: Changing Cheyenne's diaper

Z: WHY?

me: Because she pooped

Z: (eyes get huge) What's wrong with her? Why would a baby POOP IN A DIAPER?

for the next half hour he kept going back to the idea, and trying to convince us that HE never did that kind of disgusting thing.

Dookie! Dookie!

Today I left zefrank.com open on my computer. While I was busy doing chores, my son got on the computer and started playing with the "game" where you request gifts from Santa. I guess I should have been a bit more aware of what was going on, because now I have a 4 yr old running around the house saying "Dookie! Dookie!" and "The ability to say penis without laughing. PENIS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I told my son that if we leave the house, he can't go around saying "penis" to everyone, because some people don't like that. With no pause at all, he looked at me with innocent eyes, and said, "But, Mommy, I HAVE a penis, LOOK! There's nothing wrong with it!"

I am doomed if we leave the house any time in the next week.

I can pick up anything!

When I was your dad...

Zed, my 4 yr old son, has been on a strange kick for about the past month, and occasionally insists that he used to be my father. He's told me that my other two kids were at that point MY sisters, that they didn't fight as much as they do now, and that my husband was also part of the family, but he's never said how.

Just a few minutes ago, Zed was sitting and watching some science show on TV with me, while we both suffer from some flu going around, when suddenly he turned to me and said,

"When you were a kid, and I was your dad, if you stayed home sick, we sat in the back and made ice cream together."

I wasn't sure what to say about that, so I asked him if it was fun, and he said "Yep! I was a good dad and we had fun."

Then he left the room.

Guinevere gets a new look

Um... yeah... I had a reason for making this, but I'm not going into it right now. Let me know what you think!

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Tavia Gets Her Ears Pierced

Today Octavia decided to get her ears pierced while we were shopping, and we just happened to have the video camera with us.

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