Zedism #3

While watching his sister play a video game:

"She's gonna be dead. Deader than chicken, or roast beef, or whatever."

Guess what I'm thinking...

6 yr old to 8 yr old: Hey, guess what I'm thinking?

8 yr old: You're thinking about me.... and... another person...

6 yr old: MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE wrong! I am not thinking about you

8 yr old: MmEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU are wrong. I can read your thoughts and you ARE thinking about me. Stop lying.

Art museum

After going to the art museum, my 6 yr old son asked his 8 yr old sister, "Why are there so many naked ladies in art museums?" to which my 8 yr old replied, "Because men get lonely."