I'm not sure that's much to brag about...

6 yr old, as he prepares to show me just how fast he can go:

"I can run faster than a cantaloupe!"

I'm not sure I want to know...

This afternoon my 6 yr old was trying to have a deep conversation with me about killing zombies and aliens with laser guns, when suddenly a look of concern came across his face...

6 yr old: Mommy, do some girls not grow up and have babies?

me: Girls can choose if they want to have babies, or not.

My 6 yr old's triumphant little fist shot straight up in the air, quickly followed by a resounding, "YES!"

Terminator

My 11 yr old daughter's comment upon seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger on the morning news, discussing possible marijuana debates:

"Wow, the governor of California looks and sounds a LOT like the Terminator!"